Sunday, 4 September 2016

13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy

13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy


Having spent the past year trying to make a fuck boy love me, I thought it was only appropriate that I write this post...



13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy


1) He goes MIA all day then texts you at 10pm asking 'what you up to' or 'you up' One of them ones which is considered as far too early to be a booty call and too late for an actual date


13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy

2) He doesn't believe in labels or making anything 'online official' as 6 months down the line is clearly too soon, he doesn't want to rush things and he likes to keep his life private. Ok bbz more like you don't want an army of angry women petrol bombing your car...

13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy

3) He will only communicate through snapchat because he doesn't like texting or talking on the phone


13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy


4) He will constantly ask for nudes even though you've told him multiple times you're not about that life so he will then say you don't trust him

13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy

5) His phone is always face down and has so many passwords even Sherlock Holmes couldn't crack that shit


13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy


6) He will disappear for 2 days and his excuses are something came up, he had to go see a friend or won't give you one at all because you're crazy and how could you ever work if you don't trust him



13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy



7) He has slipped into every single female on the planet DMs and deny it (even when it's your own cousin)



13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy


8) It's a guarantee that he will like every girls photo on Facebook/Instagram and if you ever question it he will say they are just friends, it's a friend of a friends girlfriend or he didn't mean to



13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy

9) Other girls will constantly pop up on his phone but you don't need to worry boo as they're just friends


13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy


10) He will never be seen in public with you as Netflix and chill is more his idea of fun, using your Netflix account of course



13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy

11) He will never be wrong and you will never get an apology because you're crazy


13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy



12) His snapchat score is unnervingly high



13 Signs You're Dealing With A Fuckboy

13) He's out all weekend, every weekend yet if you go out once in a blue moon you aren't 'wife material'


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